1."I've fallen in love with your boyfriend."
- i will go AHHHHHHH DIE EU BITCH! haha.
2."Don't talk to me anymore, you betrayer."
- yay. kay bye. tc.
3."Put your head in the dustbin and all's forgiven."
- tk nk uh dustbin. busok uh bodo.
4."I made out with your boyfriend yesterday night."
-where? his hot ryte.... i noe.
5."Stop acting cute la sey."
- *divasnaps like alot* AKU MMG CUTE!
What if your ex says:
1."Baby please come back to me."
- haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh~~
2."Why did you let me go?"
- cuz i rather save myself from dat blue car speeding towrds us wen we were crossing the rd.
i still wana watch Blink 182 live in s'pore eu noe.
3."My friends think you're ugly."
- didnt i heard frm ur fren the other day dat eu were uglier.
4."Stop being so difficult."
- like wad? didnt wana blow ur dick. go blow urself. HAH!
5."I will always love you."
- lalalalalalalalalaalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaalalalalala!!
What if your BESTFRIEND of the opposite sex says:
1."I think i like you"
- okay cool. i like eu too.
2."My lover says i cannot be friends with you anymore in order to continue my relationship with her"
- ask her to go fuck her dog. and go get herself a new bf.
3."I wonder why we were never together"
- cuz eu didnt ask.
4."You're so fat."
- if it was KARYM, " EH2 kao lage dah empat org nak kate aku!"
5."What do you see in that boyfriend/girlfriend of yours?"
- humour and never fail to make me smile. :)
+spits. im-shekyn-thedork, 3.47am+
